Ever had a protein shake after sex? gotta keep them gains, ya know lol 

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^^^THIS!!! lol

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demgainzzz:

and they lived happily ever after 

derickast:

What’s that?

It’s a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.

No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn’t expecting a fucking rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!

Best lines ever.

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Love it

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